Yep… totally feeling this way right now. Why do I even try?

collegehumor:

Fire in a jar.

We reaaallllly like fire!

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…YUM?

Nothing goes better with Pepsi.

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Super Mario Aquarium

Sorry, Mario, but the Princess is in another aquarium. 

Yep, this girl right here. Why do I watch scary movies? Seriously? Why? I watched “Woman in Black” and it was a decent movie I guess- not good but decent. However those dead children. ALL THE DEAD CHILDREN GHOSTS! If there is one thing I hate more than clowns and spiders, its damn dead children ghosts. So when I close my eyes guess what I will be seeing- DEAD GHOST KIDS! And that damn woman in black that was WAY too pissy to be a good mother anyways.

Next time- note to self: NO MORE SCARY MOVIES THAT HAS GHOSTS!

ohdarlingyourebeautiful:

Holy crap. Mmf.

collegehumor:

Bra Clasp Rubik’s Cube

It’s just one more fun thing for nerds to miss out on.

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20 Phrases You Hear During Graduation, and What They Mean

Here at CollegeHumor we give you the cold, hard, brutal truth.

little-siren:

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

can i just swallow a whole bottle of ibuprofen or…